Szymon
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography

I am an nineteen-year-old complain-machine.

When I was a kid I hated going to bed. Now I cherish every hour of sleep. I check time on my phone twice because I forgot it the first time and I feel vibrations when nobody calls me. I'm not lazy, I'm just energy-efficient. In my opinion, even if the fridge is full there is always nothing to eat. I hate when my parent watch me when I'm on computer, I always minimize the window. I am irritated when my mum says me in a supermarket: "stay in the queue, I will be right back". I was disappointed when Dumbledore didn't contact me. Often, I don't hear someone, say 'yeah' and smile wishing that wasn't anything important because I feel stupid when I'm asking "what?" few hundred times. I type LOL or LMAO and have a blank expression on my face. The money escapes from me. I love hot showers. I speak sarcasm as a second language. I hate it when stupid people has anything in common with me. Don't touch my hair or mobile phone. When my parents ask me what was in school I always answer "nothing". When they're asking with which friends I'm going out tonight I say "you don't know them anyway". My motto is "I'll do it tomorrow". I do not gossip, I exchange the informations. Every year I'm embarrassed how stupid prior I was. I hate when someone doesn't answer for my sms. I hate people who chews gum like retarded cows. I love sweets! I am tolerant but when I am watching at some persons I stop.

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I study Economics, Law and Maths at Katowice University of Economics.

Politically, I'm liberal socially and conservative fiscally. I support gay rights, euthanasia and abortion in some cases. I'm after free market and capitalism with as less government spending as possible.